mentrefinisco...

...come diceva G.B.Shaw, ci sono due tipi di infelici: quelli che non realizzano i propri sogni e quelli che li realizzano. 

E chi smette di sognare? Sarà felice? Sarà infelice? O avrà solo una rottura di coglioni in meno?

(perche dico questo? non lo so! volevo solo rendere omaggio ad Arturo Brachetti, il Re dei Torinesi, "The most famous international quick-change artist ". Mi piace dire quando ammiro qualcuno. Capita così di rado)

It's a ticket to hell

but if you do well

you won't have to stay there

Kill as many as you can

and they'll bring you - my friend

they'll bring you back

...home

 1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?
I'd give up smoking

2. Do you trust your friends?
Only those whose names start with 'X'

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love?
I would (but who's gonna tell my wife?)

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
...and it's still the same reason. everytime.

5. Name one thing you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
Pubic hair on my toast.

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best room mate for you?
Naisy (if she could manage to cook cannelloni)

7. When was the last time you snuck out?
...what day's today?

8. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Definitely (see answer no.3)

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Yes, and their names are Poptee, Popple and Popper.

10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new guy/girl?
If I hooked up with a new girl I'd be in trouble (even worse if it was a guy).

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
2006, and they'te still looking for my luggage.

12. What was the last text message you sent?
IDHYAT (it means: 'I'D Have You Any Time' and it's pronounced 'IDIOT')

13. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
Cellulite (have I ever said I'm a sick man?)

14. Fill in the blank. I will NEVER _
say I WILL

15. What are your goals in life?
PAZ 2 - LIFE 3 (but it's only the first half)

16. What can you tell about a person by kissing them?
'LL-LK-LIL'? (can't speak properly when my mouth's full)

17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding?
...Jennifer Lopez rushes in and cries 'NOOOO'.
Then we fly off to NY, where we open a Driving School for blind people.

18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Goofy

19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call?
Gengis Khan, supergirl, John Lennon and - of course -Jennifer Lopez

20. How many kids do u want?
What for?

21. Would you make a good parent?
...to quote Naisy: 'I'm the coolest mum around'

22. Where was your default pic taken?
On bus 188 in London, in my bathroom in Turin and at my psychoanalyst's.

23. What is your middle name?
Benjamin

24. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I shouldn't say, but ...yes!

27. What's on your mind right now?
Wondering if I am gonna get any sleep tonight, with whom and why.

28. Are you musical?
Yeah, but just.

29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
That red shirt I bought in Camden (too small and too red)

30. Whos the next person you'll hold hands with?
The taxman (yeah, the tax-ma-an).